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Soon we'll have an actual online store available for your shopping convenience. No, you won't be able to purchase yer booze online... that you'll still have to do the old-fashioned way! But you will be able to buy all sorts of cool Byrne's Pub gear, such as hats, t-shirts, thongs, etc.
We'll also be trying to get your money with more innovative programs, such as:
- Adopt-A-Parking Space (instead of adopting a stretch of highway, your hard-earned cash will be used to maintain a Byrne's Pub parking space! Impress your friends!)
- O-Bay (Wait 'til you see what the webmaster has in store!)
- Lost & Found weekly auctions
- Alibis-R-Us (Calling in sick to work? Give them one of our private numbers and your boss can call Dr. Byrne* to discuss how long you'll be out)
- ... and much, much more!
*Not an actual physician. Do not consult in the case of medical emergency. Not available to residents of Montana, Utah, or Idaho, but who the hell cares? Most major insurance accepted. "Inflate-a-Date Nurse Betty" sold seperately.