While we lack the firepower of CNN and the respectability of The National Enquirer, we do have Wolf Blitzer locked in the trunk of our car. Oh, he'll cooperate eventually. Trust us.

Current Headlines:

• Help Wanted - Reporter
  BNN seeks reporter to keep us posted on breaking news, real or otherwise. Skills unimportant, pay laughable. Click here to submit resume.
• Tech Meltdown - important info!
   
• Yo, musicians! We want to hear from you!
   
• Irishman of the Year: Ed Kelly!
  - View photos of the party here!
  - Be there! Party Press Release
   
• Important Notice for byrnespub email account holders
  Posted Sunday, March 9 2003
   
• Web Site Overhauled
  (byrnespub.com now 70% more annoying!)
   
• Wolf Blitzer Kidnapped
   
• Stocks, Bonds & Interest Rates
   
• Your Horoscope!