Okay, if you've come this far, you've realized what a Father Ted junkie the webmaster is! If you're also a fan, congrats on your excellent taste! If you've never seen the show and can't get BBC America, email me and I'll bring the DVD to the pub.

My lovely horse, running through the fields
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist

My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back
Like a train in the night
Like a train in the night...

 

We've got to lose that sax solo!