We have not yet received the bios of any of the Byrne's Pub Staff. I can only assume that is because I have not yet asked for them. Yeah, that would explain it!

In the meantime here are the bios of the creative geniuses behind the Byrnes Pub website:

The webmaster was discovered sleeping in Pat's office three years ago. Having run up a sizeable bar tab and being unable to afford bus fare back to her native New York, she was quickly put to work in order to earn her keep. Originally she sought to provide for herself as a musician, however was disqualified on the grounds she was not a musician but a bodhran player.

Shortly thereafter, she heard a mumbled reference to something-or-other "master". Perking up, she immediately donned her leather catsuit and applied for the job. Alas, she was disappointed to find out that the "master" position was some sort of computer, techno-geek thing. However, it did succeed in providing her with enough income to keep her judgment happily clouded by significant amounts of Jagermeister.

She currently resides at the pub, but is looking to move into a late-model car. If you have one up on blocks in your driveway, you are encouraged to contact her as (1) she is eager to move in, and (2) you may be kin.

Throughout the ages, great heros have had great sidekicks:   The Lone Ranger and Tonto... Batman and Robin... Bart and Millhouse... Sam and Woody... Flo and the Byrne Brothers.

As your friendly neighborhood webtender, I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to a new member of the byrnespub.com team, a man who knows more about web design than I ever will, but for reasons known only to me and the FBI will be serving as my sidekick here in virtual unreality.

Bruno Martins is a talented web developer, languages expert and programmer whom I met through a tech-resource site called RentACoder.com. He lives in Portugal, which as most of you are aware is a suburb of Cork (though you might want to waterproof your Morris Minor before driving there.) He's currently working on "The Nico Room", the message board I've been promising y'all for about a year now but can't seem to get working properly! If we're nice to him he may even take on some other projects, like improving our email system and upgrading the Mad Libs section of our site!

Please take a moment to email Bruno and welcome him to Byrne's!